Six Truths in Life ...

1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3 . And discover #1 is a lie.
4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5 . You soon will share this with another idiot.
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. :-)